It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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