So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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