i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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