Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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