Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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