I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
