Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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