I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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