So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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