U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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