We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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