we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
