I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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