Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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