Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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