operation have a gay friend backfired
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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