Its about making memories worth repressing
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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