Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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