the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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