she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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