I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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