Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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