And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
