i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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