If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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