Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm too high and old for this...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
