i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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