So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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