So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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