can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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