i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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