What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Vodka?
Forever.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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