Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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