Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just blew my weed a kiss
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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