doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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