Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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