Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
