The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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