nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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