I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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