I don't think brook has ever known best
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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