this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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