marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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