Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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