there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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