called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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