i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
