I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I need water and some morals
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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