I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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