5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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