Where is the hickey?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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