what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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